you should use Vegas' cypher regi

Give this a shot

you have no skill, your team has no class,
I solo mid FOR solomid
morgana, leblanc, karthus, cass
your ban doesn't matter, if you thought it did

too much baylife to ever be stopped
rape mid lane, roam quick, kill top
lane against me if you wanna get dropped
better run to your fountain and hide in your shop

picked up blue and got in your face
I killed you quick then stole your wraiths
pushed your towers straight to your base
send your whole team, I could use the ace

you better compose your team of tanks
and you better send them ALL to gank
i'll take your deaths straight to the bank
laning against me? prepare to lose rank

everyone (gibber gibber) on how im bo-(passes out)

yep hes found the bottle of jack

Uhm..ok bro.

Drunk??

Im about to get old? Ok OP OP!