Firstly, I'd like to start off this guide by saying an honest fuck you. You are a scummy piece of shit for considering to play this champion, and I hate you. Now that that's out of the way, I'll introduce who I am. Or rather, who I'm not. I'm not some retarded plat faggot that thinks that everything I do is right. I make mistakes too, everyone does. Anyone that can't learn from their mistakes has no natural rights, and should be not privileged to play the game that is \"League of Legends.\" Currently I am \"Masters\" in the NA server even though it's actually full of retards, although I was challenger in the beginning of this guide. I will not release my summoner name or my LP amount, because I don't want stupid fucking kids PM'ing me about my attitude or any \"tips\" because I was \"off\" on my \"ryze guide\" on \"solomid.net\" If you don't believe me then piss off, go find another guide. I'm not forcing you to read this. With that said, let's dive into the champ that makes me laugh the most in this game due to the sheer amount of unbalance within, Ryze.