Malphite Build Guide

[S3] The Chosen One: Unlimited elo guide

Uploader PUR3LIF34M3
Updated 3 years ago
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Runes
  • 9
    Greater Mark of Critical Chance (+0.93% critical chance)
  • 9
    Greater Seal of Critical Chance (+0.42% critical chance)
  • 9
    Greater Glyph of Critical Damage (+0.56% critical damage)
  • 3
    Greater Quintessence of Movement Speed (+1.5% movement speed)
Skill Order
Q W E R
1 1 1 1
2 2 2 2
3 3 3 3
4 4 4 4
5 5 5 5
6 6 6 6
7 7 7 7
8 8 8 8
9 9 9 9
10 10 10 10
11 11 11 11
12 12 12 12
13 13 13 13
14 14 14 14
15 15 15 15
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17 17 17 17
18 18 18 18

04/30/13 - You can only take 5 health pots at a time now.......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[title]The best NA[/title] Hello, my name is PUR3LIF34M3 and I'm currently the undisputed best player NA with a 100% win ratio using nothing but this malphite build. If you want to win every game with your opponents saying "BG I'm a gay noob" then keep reading, otherwise I hope an elephant crushes your house along with your cocksucking fetishes.

This build can only be used by true leaders who know how to use and desecrate the lives of others. Manipulate those motherfuckers on your team into going on a relentless attack midlane, rage diving any dick lover who stands in their way. A teamfight will be forced upon the enemy dumbfucks who will by now be as confused as a girl who was caught masturbating by her father. This is where you show up and extend the influence of your dick to the entire game as the ultimate chosen one who has gotten a 2 minute pentakill. Show em how epic you are and totally just dive out and rolfstomp em hard. Keep pushing using the infinite sustain given by your OP health pots and the game is GG. Once you get used to having a 100% win rate, make sure you keep setting challenges for yourself, such as winning before any noob gayfuck shit on the other team levels up!

You will be critting the jizz out of the enemy cocksuckers to the point that they will eat their noobshit keyboards and intentionally feed you thanks to these unstoppable runes.

[title][img=skills/malphite/p.png] Passive: Granite Shield[/title] [title]Explanation:[/title] Helps but isn't necessary in the utter rape that you will unleash. [title][img=skills/malphite/q.png] Q: Seismic Shard[/title] [title]Explanation:[/title] Gay [title][img=skills/malphite/w.png] W: Brutal Strikes[/title] [title]Explanation:[/title] HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! The only skill you will need to beat the ass of every other champ. By clicking hard enough you can actually build 18 points into this! Just keep clicking and don't give up or I will ban you from ever playing again. [title][img=skills/malphite/e.png] E: Ground Slam[/title] [title]Explanation:[/title] Even more homosexual than your Q, the E is just about the epitome of shoot me im a faglord. [title][img=skills/malphite/r.png] R: Unstoppable Force[/title] [title]Explanation:[/title] Useful only if your a noob, an elite would build another point into w because he knows you cant survive him and enjoys the thrill of critting you over and over until you die and realize you're nothing but a puddle of shit and deserve to be burned as a sinner.

W ONLY!!!!!!!!! If you cant comprehend this then you might as well go back to your lonely days of eating nothing but pharmacy bought semen.

You really should've won before you start building any items. If you ever need to put emphasis on the pure rape that you have smashed into the enemy masturbaters, I permit you to do so ONLY using the items i stated in the core build. Using something ridiculous such as a sunfire cape will probably result in an instant ban so don't do it fucking retard.

As you keep playing chosen one malphite, you are bound to encounter those who would like to suck your dick. As the chosen one, you must realize that you will be getting a lot of bitches, and they will be kinky as fuck. Just make sure you fuck them just as hard as you raped/carried them in game or your career as the chosen one is over.

This guide will most likely not be approved, due to the fact that too many assclowns fear its uncontrollable tendency to win any game no matter how shit the rest of the team may be. Consider your insignificant rapeface to have been enlightened by my pure genius of a guide. Play chosen one malphite correctly and you will ass handle every situation this game can shit in your direction. Lose using my build and nothing but instant diarrhea will await you. The dislikes on this guide are only given by ultrashits who have grinded their own balls so that they can become pure faggots. Pay all dislikes no attention or you may have trouble remembering your sexuality.

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